Doctor Coomer, pointing at a hovering Sunkist: Look, Gordon! Updog!

Pen name: Delila H. Smith (the H is silent). Thirtysomething trans lesbian, snugglemuffin, girlthing. Devil but in like a catgirl sort of way, perennial emotional wreck, too gay for this. Minors, please don't follow.
Doctor Coomer, pointing at a hovering Sunkist: Look, Gordon! Updog!