A few nights ago I had a dream that there was this new trend, promoted by Youtubers and whatnot, where you could be, like ... buried up to your neck in a flowerbed. Like, you lay down in the garden, and your whole body got covered in dirt and moss. For, like, months on end. At no point did the dream establish what the point of this was. There wasn't even a name for this ... phenomenon. I decided to have this done to myself.
