yo, it's me, DJ Cooper, here to jump out of a fucking plane with loads of money and then disappear forever

Pen name: Delila H. Smith (the H is silent). Thirtysomething trans lesbian, snugglemuffin, girlthing. Devil but in like a catgirl sort of way, perennial emotional wreck, too gay for this. Minors, please don't follow.
yo, it's me, DJ Cooper, here to jump out of a fucking plane with loads of money and then disappear forever