• she/her, it/its

Pen name: Delila H. Smith (the H is silent). Thirtysomething trans lesbian, snugglemuffin, girlthing. Devil but in like a catgirl sort of way, perennial emotional wreck, too gay for this. Minors, please don't follow.


carrd with social media links (always up to date)
dizzythevoid.carrd.co/

Merry: (acting cagey and secretive, seemingly avoiding Renko, spending a whole bunch of money on one transaction)

Renko, internal monologue: I knew it! She's secretly turning into a youkai! And she's leaving me out of it! :(

Renko: All right, Merry, spill the beans! What have you been up to!?

Merry: ... I've been getting started on becoming a naturalized citizen of Japan, like my ancestor Lafcadio Hearn before me!

Renko, completely thrown off: Oh ... uh ... have you decided on a Japanese name? He changed his name to Yakumo Koizumi, y'know ...

Merry: Well, yes! My given name will be "Yukari" (written as "紫"), and for my family name, I'm considering ...

Merry: (gets down on one knee, reveals that her big purchase was on a ring) ... Usami

Renko: (surprised Pikachu face)

(6900 years later, but also 700 years earlier:)

Yukari, in the middle of planning out her Youkai Expansion Project: Wait I just had a much funnier idea.


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