City Escape G.U.N. dispatcher: Attention Wal-Mart shoppers. Suspect seen heading south. Block all major roads and capture the suspect.

Pen name: Delila H. Smith (the H is silent). Thirtysomething trans lesbian, snugglemuffin, girlthing. Devil but in like a catgirl sort of way, perennial emotional wreck, too gay for this. Minors, please don't follow.
City Escape G.U.N. dispatcher: Attention Wal-Mart shoppers. Suspect seen heading south. Block all major roads and capture the suspect.