anyway thanks to all this bike-theft and vandalism that's been happening over the years, I'm gonna study to become a Touhou-style youkai magician, and then I'm gonna put a curse on my bicycle that causes me to know the location of anyone who touches it or removes any part of it (I'll turn it off whenever I need to take it to the bike shop). being that I'm going to be touching it when I ride it, I'll never get lost again because I'll always know where I am. this will be the primary benefit of doing so, especially after I'm done with the other thing
