I am Roger Ebert, king of kings! Look upon Helen Mirren's breasts, and despair!

Pen name: Delila H. Smith (the H is silent). Thirtysomething trans lesbian, snugglemuffin, girlthing. Devil but in like a catgirl sort of way, perennial emotional wreck, too gay for this. Minors, please don't follow.
I am Roger Ebert, king of kings! Look upon Helen Mirren's breasts, and despair!
Imagine the wisdom that horny Roger Ebert had to give us in 2011 that is now lost to history, like two trunkless legs of stone.