• she/her, it/its

Pen name: Delila H. Smith (the H is silent). Thirtysomething trans lesbian, snugglemuffin, girlthing. Devil but in like a catgirl sort of way, perennial emotional wreck, too gay for this. Minors, please don't follow.


carrd with social media links (always up to date)
dizzythevoid.carrd.co/

Nurse, on the phone a few days ago: Okay, so your appointment is on July YY at 10:45 AM, please arrive thirty minutes early.

Me: Okay, I'll put it in my calendar app for 9:45 AM.

Nurse: Thirty minutes early is 10:15 AM.

Me: Whoops, right, 10:15 PM.

Nurse: AM.

Me: RIGHT. So ... 11:15 AM,

Nurse: (exactly the response you're expecting)

Nurse: January YY at 10:45 AM --


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