"Man, this person on the internet is very mildly annoying, I want to kill them! -- Wait no, I can't do that, they mentioned having pets, I don't want their pets to starve!"

Pen name: Delila H. Smith (the H is silent). Thirtysomething trans lesbian, snugglemuffin, girlthing. Devil but in like a catgirl sort of way, perennial emotional wreck, too gay for this. Minors, please don't follow.
"Man, this person on the internet is very mildly annoying, I want to kill them! -- Wait no, I can't do that, they mentioned having pets, I don't want their pets to starve!"