The disappointment of reading the laundry tag on a sweet thrift store purchase
"Do not wash. Do not dry clean. Must be licked clean by newborn kittens ONLY"

Pen name: Delila H. Smith (the H is silent). Thirtysomething trans lesbian, snugglemuffin, girlthing. Devil but in like a catgirl sort of way, perennial emotional wreck, too gay for this. Minors, please don't follow.
The disappointment of reading the laundry tag on a sweet thrift store purchase
"Do not wash. Do not dry clean. Must be licked clean by newborn kittens ONLY"