Samus: (blasts Dracula in the face with her arm cannon)
Dracula, slowly turning impassively: You must be the Belmont.

Pen name: Delila H. Smith (the H is silent). Thirtysomething trans lesbian, snugglemuffin, girlthing. Devil but in like a catgirl sort of way, perennial emotional wreck, too gay for this. Minors, please don't follow.
Samus: (blasts Dracula in the face with her arm cannon)
Dracula, slowly turning impassively: You must be the Belmont.