Pen name: Delila H. Smith (the H is silent). Thirtysomething trans lesbian, snugglemuffin, girlthing. Devil but in like a catgirl sort of way, perennial emotional wreck, too gay for this. Minors, please don't follow.
hooters predates the first maid cafe by almost TWO DECADES. turns out that a maid cafe is japanese hooters
my platonic ideal of what a hooters should be is actually an American cat cafe but with owls
personally I think the vibe should be that everyone gets boobs. like at the front counter there's a bunch of breast forms of different sizes that you pick out like you're getting bowling alley shoes. they should also have binders too if you want to wear that
Megatokyo is older than maid cafes but certainly treated Anna Miller’s like one lol
Also Anna Miller’s started in Hawaii and last year closed its last Japanese location and returned to only being in Hawaii. That’s weird.
Are you telling me that the anime Akiba Maid War lied and maid cafe's weren't literal yakuza gangs in the 1980s duking it out in gunbattles for control of the maid cafe business???????
hooters maitre d' asking in a posh british accent if sir or ma'am would like to wear the house boobs
"hm, what's the prise-du-jour tonight?" "ah, an excellent choice, we have double-Ds at market price, you can pick your own pair from the tank to your right"
