Dizzy the Void

I had a dream that I was watching Sonic Movie 3. Shadow created the black hole thing from the trailer near this bridge during the day. Rouge and Silver were there; Silver mentioned that the only people alive in his future were himself and "Mortimer Mammoth", clearly an expy of Mammoth Mogul in his role in Silver's future in the pre-reset Archie comics. (Ken Penders probably wouldn't throw a fit because he didn't create Mammoth Mogul, nor did he write the parts where Mammoth Mogul was in the future.) I think something might have been AI-generated.

A part of me feels like this might be better than what the actual movie will be.

There's no limit to what kind of memes the Sonic social media people and comic-writers will reference. They already used the phrase "come to make an announcement" in graffiti on a comic cover -- the next words in that reference are "Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitchass motherfucker" and it gets more obscene from there. If they'll reference that, they'll reference anything. I'm just waiting for the Sonic the Hedgehog twitter dot com to post something with a seemingly-innocuous but distinctive turn of phrase, and then a week later I'll see a Tumblr post that says it's an out-of-context quote from some Stobotnik hentai or whatever. An IDW-original character says "Also, I can't say in front of Rouge the Bat that her true love is the Master Emerald, a gem wider than she is tall, now can I?" and Vector goes "You could if you weren't a coward!" The scriptwriter types 'with tits to match' after 'wider than she is tall' and Vector's line as 'a fucking coward', then sorrowfully changes it.

... Anyway, the Master Emerald wider than Rouge the Bat is tall, with tits to match.

Chalmers: GOOD LORD what is HAPPENING IN THERE?

Rouge: Fucking your wife again. Also peeing in a hot topic, cuz, I mean, what else are you gonna do on a Saturday night.

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Eggman: What are you two FUCKING talking about?

Skinner: Aurora borealis.

... Rouge could've told Shadow anything after he woke up at the beginning of Heroes.

Rouge, sitting Shadow down in the remains of the lab he and Omega just blew up: Okay, what do you remember?

Shadow: ... Nothing. My mind is completely blank.

Omega: Alert: Amnesia Detected.

Rouge: All right. Your name is Shadow Robotnik, you're the Ultimate Life Form created by Professor Gerald Robotnik more than fifty years ago. This base we're in right now? It was created by your nephew, Ivo Robotnik, whose wrestling name is Doctor Eggman.

Shadow: ... That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about myself to dispute it.

Rouge: Also, this robot here, E-123 Omega? Also created by Eggman. That makes him your grandnephew.

Omega: What Wait No.

Rouge: You were last seen falling out of orbit after saving the world with your boyfriend, Sonic the Hedgehog --

Eggman, appearing on the monitors: What are you two FUCKING talking about?

Omega: Eggman Detected. Engaging Destruction Protocols. (blasts the monitor into smithereens)

Eggman, shouting incomprehensible profanity through the broken speakers: