hooters predates the first maid cafe by almost TWO DECADES. turns out that a maid cafe is japanese hooters
my platonic ideal of what a hooters should be is actually an American cat cafe but with owls
personally I think the vibe should be that everyone gets boobs. like at the front counter there's a bunch of breast forms of different sizes that you pick out like you're getting bowling alley shoes. they should also have binders too if you want to wear that