the only "stocks" i care about is this vegetable stock i'm making for dinner with my girlfriend

Pen name: Delila H. Smith (the H is silent). Thirtysomething trans lesbian, snugglemuffin, girlthing. Devil but in like a catgirl sort of way, perennial emotional wreck, too gay for this. Minors, please don't follow.
the only "stocks" i care about is this vegetable stock i'm making for dinner with my girlfriend