Please enjoy this documentary footage of me and my legally wedded husband, Bowser. We are deeply in love. (by @strawbstack)
I am legally married to Bowser, the King of the Koopas. This is something I talk about fairly often and is steeped in so many layers of desire, irony, affection, enthusiasm, lust and amusement that I have fully committed to the bit. This is also very annoying for a lot of people and I'm not sorry I'm like this.
Comic by Strawbstack, based on Alec Robbins's Mr. Boop