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YellowAfterlife
@YellowAfterlife

I've had a collection of CSS crime post links salvaged from my likes and perhaps you might like these too! There are a hundred or so links here.

Notes:

  1. This list does not contain every CSS crime post, though I'm trying my best to have one from each trend.
  2. For privacy, this list generally does not include posts that are not visible when logged out.
  3. Evidently I don't have very long to write per-post notes or add any missing ones, so I'll have that available as a blog post later.
    (check on there if you're viewing this after October 1)

CSS crimes (gold tier)

Some of these are complete games!

  1. First byte timeout
  2. Hexagon puzzle
  3. Wheel of fortune
  4. Rock paper scissors
  5. Warioware
  6. CSS puzzle box
  7. Minesweeper
  8. Pitiful worm quiz
  9. Farewell from @blackle
  10. Reminiscing
  11. test your memory
  12. sokoban
    (warning: generally considered not solvable)
  13. Blackjack
  14. Chosu! (cohost Osu!)
  15. Coquest!
  16. Typeshift
  17. Another journey begins

CSS crimes

  1. Skybox satellite
    Animated skybox cubes!
  2. Disco Elysium
  3. Help Eggbug!!
    (Eggbug is flattened, and there is a bike pump)
  4. Half-life
    (in VR chat, with ponies)
  5. What's in the trashcan?
    (two possums!)
  6. Active desktop recovery
  7. Fake content warnings
  8. Flip card
  9. Planet of the bass
  10. Speech bubbles
  11. We're just normal men
  12. Magic circle
  13. Cohost 22, the hit new operating system
  14. Find Eggbug
  15. Roll the die
  16. cohost: new horizons
    (Animal crossing-style dialog)
  17. Character creator
  18. Metaballs in CSS
  19. Clickable tooltip
  20. Lighting effects by torcado
  21. Click on green squares to reveal a surprise!
  22. Color hue slider!
  23. Pixel-art intro post
  24. Where's my cat?
  25. Big cohost popupbook!
  26. Pixel editor
  27. shorter games with worse graphics
  28. Lupin III
  29. Gizmo
  30. Dress up
  31. Find my keys
  32. Eggbug Adventure
    (all egg bug dog and soda)
  33. Click below to turn off your cohost
  34. Upon activating your Cohost account, several cutscenes will play in sequence.
  35. As Cohost reaches its final days, several cutscenes will play in sequence.
  36. Spoiler reveal
  37. Farewell from @Matytoonist
  38. Tomorrow is halloween
  39. gaslight / gatekeep / girlboss
  40. SPAs: Are they the right choice for your new website?
  41. Woah there, not so fast!
  42. Oh hell yeah! my box of eggbugs has arrived
  43. Eggbug Kirby
  44. Comet
  45. Pride month / hermit pond
  46. Circles
  47. Only Chonnect
    (Only Connect)
  48. Moire animation
  49. Useless box
  50. Keyboard
  51. Average stream waiting screen
    The source animation is super intense.
  52. Screensaver
  53. Meme constructor
  54. Welcome to cohost.

CSS mischiefs

Small bits and animations can be cool too!

  1. Pondering my orb
    (now with parallax effects)
  2. Mods are asleep

    mods are asleep post bad cohost terminology
    the term for posts on cohost is chlogpost
    Mods are awake and they are coming for your ass.
    Start running.

  3. Hummingbird zoop
  4. Longcat
  5. Warning! Cohost shutdown imminent!
  6. Ball hits pony
  7. Post warning meta-jokes

    Sorry! This post hasn't been deleted by its original author.
    This post is not a draft. It's publicly visible, and you can send people links to it.
    Where the FUCK am i?

  8. This post doesn't contain 18+ content.
  9. Parked domain
  10. hallowee(e)n
  11. Go to the gay department
  12. Good use of fixed backgrounds
  13. How many bananas?
  14. erasure poetry
    (click on words)
  15. Post cube
  16. Other cubes
  17. Flappy bug
  18. Interactive carbon adventure
    (he is only carbon now)
  19. Scrolling, strolling
  20. This user is pettable
  21. Oh look, a free iPad!
  22. You can now play as Luigi
  23. Slot machine
  24. Cacodemon
  25. DIY eclipse
  26. I'm cleaning up my timeline! Can you help?
  27. Dialog boxes
  28. Bites you
    Exemplary use of Markdown+
  29. CIE Luv
  30. Ghost
  31. DISMY
  32. Cro's postings
  33. Cookies
  34. Circles
  35. Blue Friday (how does it feel)
    (Inspired by Blue Monday)
  36. MJPEG crime
  37. Scrollbar stimboard
  38. This post is daft

CSS mimicry

It's like a (different) website in here

  1. Let's see where the dog is going with this
  2. Wiki warning
  3. cohost forums
  4. how to floop using flingle
  5. Welcome to nginx
  6. Ultraviolent language
    (my adaptation of)
  7. Catch me dead in that iTomb
  8. IMGUR
  9. dril itunes saga


rebane2001
@rebane2001
Cohost
Rebane @rebane2001 1 day ago
thank you for the memories!

it's been great here!

i have one last css crime i've been working on that i want to post as a send-off, but i'm not sure if i'll be able to finish it on-time, so i'm leaving this post here in case it goes read-only before that

if you like my work you can find my contacts and projects on lyra.horse, i'm doing lots of css crime stuff on my blog and i have cohost to thank for it!

anyways i hope i'll get to post the real send-off, so not saying goodbye just yet :)

#Goodbye cohost
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Rebane @rebane2001 4 mo. ago
learn to read little-endian hexdumps in under a minute

Reading a properly aligned hex dump from something like gdb is easy - you simply read it left to right:

---------------> 0x1111222233334444 0x0000000000000000

However, depending on which endian the system uses, reading values might be a bit unintuitive! Let's take a look at an example where the data is offset by 4 bytes.

[big-endian]
-------- -------> 0x0000000011112222 0x3333444400000000

[little-endian]
-------> -------- 0x3333444400000000 0x0000000011112222

The big-endian order is easy to read as it still goes left-to-right, but the little-endian order - the one used on most modern computers - is a bit unintuitive.

I wanted to make something to teach reading such little-endian values, so I made this neat little gadget to help easily grasp the concept:

0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000
read bytes as: |
if offset by: |
111122223333444400000000000000001111222233334444
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 drag this ->

The plot twist here is that this is just one of many cool CSS-crimes in my new blog post that teaches v8/browser exploitation in a beginner-friendly way!

Check it out here: https://lyra.horse/blog/2024/05/exploiting-v8-at-openecsc/

#css crimes #blog
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Rebane @rebane2001 4 mo. ago
the devil is in the details

the devil

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Rebane @rebane2001 5 mo. ago
cohost blackjack (fully playable!)

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#css crimes #blackjack #interactable #interactive
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Rebane @rebane2001 5 mo. ago
roll the die (click it!)

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Custom dice!...

How does this work? (contains animations)...

#css crimes #dice #interactable #interactive
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Rebane @rebane2001 5 mo. ago
finished my first notitg modchart!!

i wrote the mods and shaders for this and my friend b5mm did the steps
download: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1uc1L6msYpw8JGKt48zrDFYHDX9o314NF

#NotITG #shader
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Rebane @rebane2001 5 mo. ago
chosu! (firefox and chrome supported)

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info & credits

This is an osu! clone I wrote in inline HTML and CSS!

The original osu! map was made by ztrot, but I tweaked it a little because this chost doesn't support sliders.

I got the score storage idea from this chost by Corncycle, and the score display is based off of this chost by cefqrn.

Song is from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

#osu! #css crimes #interactable #interactive #music
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Rebane @rebane2001 6 mo. ago
secret ssh menu (and other tricks)

hi cohost, ever get annoyed by ssh sessions hanging and forcing you to kill the process? it doesn't have to be this way, for there is a secret ssh menu the ssh industry has been greedily keeping for themselves!

so how do you access this menu? from within an ssh session, press ↵Enter and type ~?

you should see something like this:

Supported escape sequences:
 ~.   - terminate connection (and any multiplexed sessions)
 ~B   - send a BREAK to the remote system
 ~C   - open a command line
 ~R   - request rekey
 ~V/v - decrease/increase verbosity (LogLevel)
 ~^Z  - suspend ssh
 ~#   - list forwarded connections
 ~&   - background ssh (when waiting for connections to terminate)
 ~?   - this message
 ~~   - send the escape character by typing it twice
(Note that escapes are only recognized immediately after newline.)

pretty cool!

These sequences are built into the ssh client itself, so they work even if the ssh server or your connection breaks! The most useful one here is ~. which exits the ssh session no matter what. Super useful if you have a session hang!

The "command line" lets you set up port forwarding (type help after opening it). Most of the other options are pretty self-explanatory - if you need them you probably understand what they mean.

What about nested ssh sessions? You can use ~~ to send the sequence to the inner client, here's an example:

pinkie@stable:~$ ssh ponyvillestable
pinkie@ponyville:~$ ssh manehattenstable > ponyville
pinkie@manehatten:~$stable > ponyville > manehatten
pinkie@manehatten:~$ Connection to manehatten closed.↵Enter~~.
pinkie@ponyville:~$stable > ponyville
pinkie@ponyville:~$ ssh manehattenstable > ponyville
pinkie@manehatten:~$stable > ponyville > manehatten
pinkie@manehatten:~$ Connection to ponyville closed.↵Enter~.
pinkie@stable:~$stable

neat!

Okay, a few bonus tricks:

  • ssh -C enables gzip compression - even though the documentation states that this is unneccessary on fast networks, I've found that it does wonders for improving latency and responsiveness in many situations, especially when using TUIs or printing out lots of logs.
  • ssh -v enables verbose logging (-vv or -vvv if you want more), which is useful on a slow connection or when connecting to a slow machine (eg a Raspberry Pi). It lets you figure out whether a connection is hanging (eg host down) or just being slow.
  • ssh -D 1234 creates a SOCKS proxy on your localhost:1234 that lets you use the server's network. Quite handy if you need to mess around in the LAN of the server, or if you need a quick DIY VPN in a pinch.

alright that's all, i hope you picked up something useful from this post! it's my first time posting anything of this kind so i hope you like it!

#ssh #linux
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Rebane @rebane2001 7 mo. ago
i can iframe my site and the popups and everything just works???

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#chiframe #antonymph
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Rebane @rebane2001 1 yr. ago
Hi!

This seems like a fun place

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see you on the internet!
ur cute!
i <3 u!