'They' say Gen Z doesn't drink as much as their predecessors, and yet the red Solo cups now have this non-slip grip surface, as if people are now getting catastrophically shitfaced to the point where their voluntary muscle movements are unreliable... and I just feel patronized. I do. Have I given the slightest indication that I can't handle my drugs anymore? It's the homicide that sometimes escapes my grasp. If you really want to help me out, make knives harder to use. And make colleagues less irritating.