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Principal investigator at an undeserving midwestern university. I am ill-tempered and well-endowed. Beware.


I have a Cohost for art and writing!
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profile pic by Xīn Jīn Mèng!
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'They' say Gen Z doesn't drink as much as their predecessors, and yet the red Solo cups now have this non-slip grip surface, as if people are now getting catastrophically shitfaced to the point where their voluntary muscle movements are unreliable... and I just feel patronized. I do. Have I given the slightest indication that I can't handle my drugs anymore? It's the homicide that sometimes escapes my grasp. If you really want to help me out, make knives harder to use. And make colleagues less irritating.


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