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Principal investigator at an undeserving midwestern university. I am ill-tempered and well-endowed. Beware.


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"Do you have anything besides this brain-dead nonsense?"
"Do you know how many scientists listen to heavy metal? More than you're willing to believe, I'm sure. Why, what would you rather?"
"Anything but this."
"Let me guess... Steely Dan."
"..."
"Mmhmm. Well. They're surprisingly transgressive for easy-listening elevator music. Let's see, what else... Alan Parsons Project."
"I thought we were going to discuss transiting precursors."
"Ben Folds Five and the Dave Matthews Band when you're feeling edgy."
"All right, enough."
"If you'd listened to Sabbath when you were growing up, we wouldn't even be having this conversation."


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