A fuckn gizmo without an emergency beacon, reliant on Musk-link for communication, built from carbon fiber which looks like someone hollowed out a torpedo, where the people inside can't escape without someone on the outside unscrewing the bolts that holds the thing together even in the event of surfacing, and it disappeared 75 minutes into a 90 minute dive?
...that whatsamajig went ftoomsh. That doohicky was a very brief, ugly crunch and a burp in the trackless depths of the ocean.
Cut to a still image of a Logitech G F710 controller, with an extremely Richard Attenborough voiceover:
"We spared no expense!"
I was thinking Mad Catz, myself