Principal investigator at an undeserving midwestern university. I am ill-tempered and well-endowed. Beware.
obligatory "if buying doesn't mean owning, then piracy can't be stealing"
"director of subscriptions"
are these guys just born in a vat and given a 2 week crash course on acting like a person? or what
'director of stealing an orphan's last penny before pushing them into a mud puddle'
I've said for a long time, if there's still brain function then it isn't murder!
Right? You took the knife out. If they die it's because they weren't sufficiently motivated by the subscription perks of life, that's their choice as a consumer.
My user agreement states quite clearly that I may be a hazard to human life; if they didn't take the time to read it, that's hardly my concern.