Fareed Zakaria: Tucker Carlson was born in 1969...
me, outraged: He's only a junior?! fuck that little twerp
Principal investigator at an undeserving midwestern university. I am ill-tempered and well-endowed. Beware.
Fareed Zakaria: Tucker Carlson was born in 1969...
me, outraged: He's only a junior?! fuck that little twerp