first thought: 'what's it like being significant enough to have a stalker'
second thought: 'but that means I can legally hunt them down like the Terminator, right'
Principal investigator at an undeserving midwestern university. I am ill-tempered and well-endowed. Beware.
first thought: 'what's it like being significant enough to have a stalker'
second thought: 'but that means I can legally hunt them down like the Terminator, right'
My brain activating with all the stories of dedicated stalkers from extremely famous streamers.
I'm talking Europeans who traveled to America to live there in cheap apartments to try to break'n'enter their home in Austin, Texas.
And the cops are like "Well. Did they actually get in?"
Basically they have to actually be on your legally defined property, but otherwise they can repeatedly show up outside of that funny boundary.
I mean, I'm kidding, but given certain precedents it's apparently trivial to argue in court that lethal force is justified if anyone comes close enough to smell
After you get to a certain level of popularity, you unlock unlimited defenestrations.