"Would you like it if I were very concerned about humanity's inefficiencies, which I could rectify in a deeply involuntary fashion, or would you prefer I preoccupy myself with lounging around and eating in restaurants?"
Principal investigator at an undeserving midwestern university. I am ill-tempered and well-endowed. Beware.
"Would you like it if I were very concerned about humanity's inefficiencies, which I could rectify in a deeply involuntary fashion, or would you prefer I preoccupy myself with lounging around and eating in restaurants?"