me, in the other room, muttering as I go after flies with a can of Lysol because there's no bug spray: "You're going to smell so fresh... in HELL"
Principal investigator at an undeserving midwestern university. I am ill-tempered and well-endowed. Beware.
me, in the other room, muttering as I go after flies with a can of Lysol because there's no bug spray: "You're going to smell so fresh... in HELL"
The number of times I've had to near physically restrain myself, take a deep breath, and not chase the fly with a can of spray primer while indoors...
I'd go after wasps with fixative! it works. But then you have this big circle of fixative on the window
Varnish! That's the ticket. Yeah, a good spray varnish will do the trick. An eternally entombed, perfectly preserved mistake on the wall.
I'd hasten to note that I capture and release spiders, and I have tried to do that with wasps, but if you fuck up while trying to capture a wasp...
Spiders, bees, and even hornets are regular visitors around here. The wasps, though... those little mongrels can eat shit. I have to compete for seven out of the ten most popular cakes in this country with the little flying bastards, and they drink my beer.