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Principal investigator at an undeserving midwestern university. I am ill-tempered and well-endowed. Beware.


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doctorwednesday
@doctorwednesday

me, in the other room, muttering as I go after flies with a can of Lysol because there's no bug spray: "You're going to smell so fresh... in HELL"


doctorwednesday
@doctorwednesday

"I love the smell of spray fix in the morning!"


doctorwednesday
@doctorwednesday

"Splash one! Splash one!"

(yeah, we've got a bit of a fly problem as of late)


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in reply to @doctorwednesday's post:

Spiders, bees, and even hornets are regular visitors around here. The wasps, though... those little mongrels can eat shit. I have to compete for seven out of the ten most popular cakes in this country with the little flying bastards, and they drink my beer.

in reply to @doctorwednesday's post:

Buh. Best of luck, had to deal with one of those earlier this year.
I'd have bought one of those rock salt shotguns to at least make dealing with them fun, but I'm pretty sure I would have voided my security deposit with that thing.