me, in the other room, muttering as I go after flies with a can of Lysol because there's no bug spray: "You're going to smell so fresh... in HELL"
"Splash one! Splash one!"
(yeah, we've got a bit of a fly problem as of late)
Principal investigator at an undeserving midwestern university. I am ill-tempered and well-endowed. Beware.
me, in the other room, muttering as I go after flies with a can of Lysol because there's no bug spray: "You're going to smell so fresh... in HELL"
"Splash one! Splash one!"
(yeah, we've got a bit of a fly problem as of late)
The number of times I've had to near physically restrain myself, take a deep breath, and not chase the fly with a can of spray primer while indoors...
I'd go after wasps with fixative! it works. But then you have this big circle of fixative on the window
Varnish! That's the ticket. Yeah, a good spray varnish will do the trick. An eternally entombed, perfectly preserved mistake on the wall.
I'd hasten to note that I capture and release spiders, and I have tried to do that with wasps, but if you fuck up while trying to capture a wasp...
Spiders, bees, and even hornets are regular visitors around here. The wasps, though... those little mongrels can eat shit. I have to compete for seven out of the ten most popular cakes in this country with the little flying bastards, and they drink my beer.
Buh. Best of luck, had to deal with one of those earlier this year.
I'd have bought one of those rock salt shotguns to at least make dealing with them fun, but I'm pretty sure I would have voided my security deposit with that thing.
I'm going to see about getting some of those glue strips. The flies like to hang around this one light fixture at night, so I know just the place for it.