i'm really sorry but y'all gotta reconcile that the minecraft movie is going to print eleventeen squillion dollars, i know i know, it sucks but every second person at or under the age of 26 is gonna go 'eh, why not'
"Hey, make one of them jumanjis!"
"What?"
"Make one of them jumanjis. You know, where the kids are playing a game, and then they're in the game? Just do one of those!"
"That's just transparently cheap."
"Just get one of those jumanji guys! so then it'll be a real jumanji"