"gotta go empty the Chamber of Secrets"
- she/her
Principal investigator at an undeserving midwestern university. I am ill-tempered and well-endowed. Beware.
I have a Cohost for art and writing!
cohost.org/lab-reportsprofile pic by Xīn Jīn Mèng!
cohost.org/xinjinmeng"Greta! It's happy, and it's hardcore! Something for everyone!"
"Holly, I hate you."
Carter saw that with unknowable aeons of mouldering disuse the garden sheds had skewed into disconcerting eldritch parallelepipeds, as though some ineluctable hand had pushed them askew into non-euclidean dimensions incomprehensible by man. His mother yelled for him to stop dragging his ass and throw the trash out.
Whenever someone uses the word 'yiff' I have to remind myself I was friends with the two people whose private sex joke eventually mutated into standard fandom terminology... like staring into a fireplace and realizing you were there when humans discovered fire
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