alex

i just got the worst haircut of my life so my heart wasn't really in it. that's probably why it sounds like a commercial jingle. anyways enjoy!

lyrics:
They come hungry but they leave satisfied!
Eggbug's delight.

And all I get are crumbs.
And soon the ants will come, bringing with them more eggbugs,
and cakes; the cycle perpetuates until it's time to get baked again.

I accidentally wrote "Trogdor" but for eggbug. Enjoy!

lyrics:
eggbug! eggbug!
he is going to slay the goblin king!
eggbug! eggbug!
you better watch out, evil-doers.

and so it was said that eggbug spoke to every single non-player character in that town and he found out that goblins were weak against fire but they were strong against poison. and so thus eggbug took a really, really, really, really, really big torch and bopped that king goblin on the head. it was a beautiful sight to see, i tell you what.

yes i bought the pink ripoff Polyphia guitar. yes it actually rocks to play. 12 Rods riff below

new guitar day. kind of obsessed with this thing. name that tune and what not pic.twitter.com/tgwRztSyEz

— spoopy (alex) (@doctorwyrm) March 1, 2024

god there's Gotta be an easier way to upload riffs here but here it is
an official AUDIO POsT RIFF