Cheers to all the other Aquariuses out there who are celebrating their birthdays this week. Ice-T. Yoko Ono. Henry Rollins. Peter Hook, who I was going to call "the fat guy from New Order" but then I looked him up and he's fitter than I remembered. And me, say happy birthday to me, I deserve it, thanks.
I think Laura D's a Leo. I have her driver's license here somewhere. I'll dig it up once I'm done partying.
There we go, there it is, I found the driver's license even though I'm still partying, I'm never going to stop, but I did find the driver's license. Don't trust any of those dates or measurements, I made them all up, they may not be the real numbers, they are NOT canon! Celebrities lie all the time!!