I think ideally every game should be named something like this and also have cover art that looks like this

I want!!
⬅️ this mark
🍷white
and Taste 🦆11
require
(Avatar by @texture, CD-ROM Journal button by @candiedreptile)
Stars received: 4.8/10
[0] Pronunciation Guide - Totally absent
[0.2] Table of Contents - Present but not detailed enough - only three sections and foreword, does not cover chapters within sections
[0.5] Typeface - Functional but not exceptional
[0.5] Story - Timeskip was cool but it's just characters thinking, very little happens
[0.4] Length - Only 209 pages
[0.6] Difficulty - Stream of consciousness is GOATed but could be harder
[0.6] Bookfeel - nice and floppy. But is it too floppy?
[0.5] Re-readability - Average re-readability
[0.5] Cover Design - It's okay, it's nice that it matches my other Virginia Woolf paperbacks
[1] Personal Impressions - Probably my favorite book
Hey, so we've only got a week left on the campaign and we still need about 136 more preorders to make it happen... but I REALLY want to see these get made.
If you preorder her, we're also now going to include Steam keys for the whole game! Even the DLC!
All that is normally bundled for $25 on Steam, and the plushie is $30, so honestly this is basically the best deal you can get on the game right now. Possibly too good a deal. But I just really want to see it happen! She's really cute! She deserves it!!!