shitpost doggo extraordinaire
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PLAYING:
Final Fantasy V
Sonic Superstars
Marathon Infinity
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WATCHING:
My Little Pony
Game Of Thrones (rewatch)
Random Horror Films
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LISTENING:
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friend to all who find me as a random encounter
i love black flag's story its like
start: "BEING A PIRATE RULES"
end: "man, the lack of structure, available resources and chronic backstabbing historically portrays piracy in a much darker, realistic light"
post-story: "BEING A PIRATE RULES, PLUNDER THAT BRIG ME HEARTIES"
it's hilarious how much more digestible and fun a Ubisoft Map™ can be when it's not the size of the globe. Black Flag isn't even a tenth of Odyssey's billion miles, which masks the activities' shallow nature. the game never drowns you in them, there's just enough to keep you playing.
it's a shame really. had assassin's creed taken after say, yakuza in its later years, we'd have a much more interesting series in 2023. other sandbox-distraction titles have figured out this trick (small map, oceans of depth) and yet AC only got bigger and bigger and bigger, intolerably so by now.
the ocelot one was really annoying i had to sit in a tree for ages