🌷 doodlemancy 🌷

@doodlemancy

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🌷 doodlemancy 🌷@doodlemancy9/29/2023, 12:55 AM

「Ｂｅｈｅｍｏｔｈ」@Behemoth

Shel @shel9/28/2023, 6:48 PM

New Zillow gone wild just dropped

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1920-S-Springdale-Rd-New-Berlin-WI-53146/40674223_zpid/?

Much is wrong with this one. Please go straight to the slide show and just go through the photos one by one with a keen eye to detail

#ZillOW #zillow gone wild

Tom (tired of the computer)@masklayer9/28/2023, 9:08 PM

This picture looks so much like they copied and pasted in every single element of it and didn't get the perspectives quite right...

Ξ @exerian9/28/2023, 9:15 PM

i'll bet the architect that designed this upon completing it sent a message to the professor that taught them, "Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

「Ｂｅｈｅｍｏｔｈ」@Behemoth9/28/2023, 9:28 PM

I like how half of it looks like a normal house, and half of it looks like an abandoned zoo.

@doodlemancy shared with:

#this is so fucking funny

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rabbit @wisprabbit9/28/2023, 7:15 PM

If the Flintstones were billionaires

in tuft we trust @tit9/28/2023, 7:19 PM

how many beds do you even need???

a strange meadow @wowperfect9/28/2023, 7:19 PM

is there something egregious I'm missing or is it just that it's a BONKERS INSANE house to build haha

meau tender (the account formerly known as hector sperra)@sperra9/28/2023, 7:27 PM

midcentury modern (the century is 4900 B.C.E.)

Quilynn @qln9/28/2023, 7:46 PM

My favourite part (ironically) is the indoor stream that goes around the living room. So impractical, imagine having to cross a bridge INSIDE your own house.

Quilynn @qln9/28/2023, 7:47 PM

Holy shit imagine having to clean that floor.

Mr. Beefgnaw's Wild Ride @MrBeefgnaw9/29/2023, 1:17 AM

The indoor stream in the living room AND the fake waterfall by the pool that is RIGHT THERE OFF THE LIVING ROOM. Like... why. Why that.

Quilynn @qln9/28/2023, 7:51 PM

Ah, the very first line of the description is "Cash flow like crazy with the ultimate Airbnb/VRBO." That makes sense, it's like a theme park house because it's for vacations.

Quilynn @qln9/28/2023, 7:53 PM

Open-concept bedrooms with no privacy, overlooking the living room 👍👍👍

Ξ @exerian9/28/2023, 9:06 PM

clearly an orgy destination house.

samantha riedel @samanthaistyping9/29/2023, 8:32 PM

who wants to come to the First Annual Flintstones Commemorative Destination Orgy & Cosplay Contest in balmy Wisconsin

Ξ @exerian9/29/2023, 8:38 PM

let me just slip into my dinosona. brt

Cr4shMyCar @Cr4shMyCar9/28/2023, 9:10 PM

holy shit this is in new berlin WI??? never thought I'd see a crazy ass Zillow house in my general area

Michaela Sue @beige-alert9/28/2023, 9:24 PM

New Berlin Wisconsin! That's like down the road a little ways from where I work! Lovely view of the electrical substation! Looks like it was designed by someone who spent too much time at some sort of Wisconsin Dells theme park or maybe House On The Rock. Fantastic (derogatory)!

Michaela Sue @beige-alert9/28/2023, 9:27 PM

It's right off the bike trail!

Michaela Sue @beige-alert9/29/2023, 1:16 AM

Oh, dig the giant truck parking lot of something called "Snow Patrol" that it's right next to!

🌷 doodlemancy 🌷@doodlemancy9/29/2023, 12:56 AM

what's really throwing me is that it was built in 1945. like obviously some bad remodels happened here but the actual shape of the house is also careless late 90s/early 00s mcmansion vibes. this house's destiny was to be awful

cassie @porglezomp9/29/2023, 1:39 AM

thank you for sharing this, I made an appointment with friends to look at this when I got done with work and we had a good time

DistinctiveStatic @alchemistdoctor9/29/2023, 2:22 AM

The freaking ceilings. The game room ceilings. And the ledges in that 'living' room! How do you clean any of this??

💜 ʀɪxᴋᴇʏ 💜@rixkey9/29/2023, 7:18 AM

what in the fuck is that jumanji ass nightmare of a living room

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