majora's mask dev team was not simply content with showing you horrifying transformation sequences and roping you into people's upsetting interpersonal tragedies and shoving you into skulltula-laden bonus dungeons and making you perpetually anxious with the ticking clock moon-about-to-kill-everyone situation. that was not enough. even the shit that goes down in Ikana was not enough. no. they were also like. hey here's a shield with a screaming face on it, so you can simply not know comfort for the rest of the game. in that way, it's the funniest zelda item

