i don't know why but consistently, for years, Tia has made sure to position herself on a countertop in the bathroom and claw my vulnerable naked ass as i try to step into the shower. i usually dodge but i still start off a lot of my showers yelling OW OW OW HEY
i kind of wonder if she's trying to prevent me from walking into the Big Wet Box, like, saving me from myself lmao