(comedian making the old "drive on the parkway, park in a driveway" joke voice)
how come you cook bacon, but you bake cookies? what's goin' on gang?

professional hobbyist, visual novelist (Potion Stand Story, Iron Company), low-rent vtuber, human trainwreck. oregon, USA. let your eyeballs drift gently over to my pinned post for more information and tags and things. long live cohost โค๏ธโ
(comedian making the old "drive on the parkway, park in a driveway" joke voice)
how come you cook bacon, but you bake cookies? what's goin' on gang?