I blocked your screen door with a drink :)


LucasTheDrgn
@LucasTheDrgn asked:

Hey so I ordered an opalhouse pineapple cupcake and they subbed with threshold pineapple sugarcane which just does NOT have the same mouthfeel or crunch, though I can see how they made the honest mistake so I don't want to go too hard on them. Can I challenge the dasher to a dance-off or do you only offer pistols at dawn?

ok so here's the thing - our pistols are made out of cake because as a corporate™ brand™ we're like two years behind on meme culture.


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