Dozo

@dozocom

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23, pansexual, loves clowns & explosions

Dozo @dozocom3/29/2024, 1:24 AM

Tanuki-loving Tanuki Shill @Tanuki-Computing

X @xkeeper3/28/2024, 6:53 PM

new discord update

what if we changed everything just slightly in ways that leave multiple people noticing something is different but unable to tell what actually changed

i love modern software so much

#love to literally have to take before-and-after pictures to identify what the fuck changed

Kate @antumbral3/28/2024, 8:34 PM

going to use the term "horror software" for apps like Discord from now on

Horror Software: Software designed to fill its users with a constant sense of unease and confusion.

You know something is wrong, but you're not sure what or how... and the next time you open the app, something else will change. You'll wonder whether you're imagining it. You'll ask your friends "hey am I crazy or ..." and they'll nod and go "I think so too" or they'll say "I didn't notice anything" because it turns out that they're using a different version that wasn't affected by the update, or it's actually part of an A/B test and you're in the Treatment group and they're in the Control group.

#horror software #discord

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🌷 doodlemancy 🌷@doodlemancy3/28/2024, 7:02 PM

not to distastefully imply that discord devs are literally murderers or something but the Manson family, pre-murders, used to sneak into people's homes and re-arrange their furniture, and they called it "creepy-crawling", and sometimes i just. feel like i've been creepy-crawled upon, a bit

X @xkeeper3/28/2024, 7:16 PM

my light switch will never decide to peel itself off the wall and move a few inches because some dipshit thought it looked better that way, and frankly i think software should work the same way

🌷 doodlemancy 🌷@doodlemancy3/28/2024, 8:17 PM

YES. we are not on a home improvement show stop touching my STUFF

Foxhack @Foxhack3/29/2024, 6:06 AM

There is no need to say "distastefully imply." I'm fairly certain the people approving these changes are actual sociopaths.

Osmose @Osmose3/29/2024, 6:35 AM

That's a fucked up thing to say

Average Choster @IkomaTanomori3/28/2024, 7:08 PM

I'd love it if I could get them to at least tell me what rule clyde thinks I broke to automatically instantly ban me without appeal. When I wasn't even touching the client.

funbil @funbil3/28/2024, 7:15 PM

this is so bizarre

liffy 💜@lifning3/28/2024, 7:18 PM

reverse-engineered changelog

fucked with font size and spacing
removed Amber

qim @queerinmech3/28/2024, 9:17 PM

they derezzed amber 😭

X @xkeeper3/28/2024, 9:19 PM

it legit took me until you said this for me to "get" the joke

qim @queerinmech3/28/2024, 9:24 PM

i was a master of spot the difference in the Highlights magazines in my childhood therapist's waiting room

i assume that liffy was too, but far faster at it than i

X @xkeeper3/28/2024, 9:26 PM

oh, i knew about the userlist change! i just did not parse that liffy was referring to that and it completely sailed over my head until you also mentioned it.

qim @queerinmech3/28/2024, 9:29 PM

💜

also i lied i was really bad at spot the difference, please do not dig up receipts 😭

gull *Plus!*@gull3/28/2024, 7:32 PM

i'm never a fan of discord's ui changes and this is yet another one in the category of "subtle but deeply unsettling". this change is just So Wrong why did they fuck around again. why can't software just look the same

Thomas Winwood @ketsuban3/28/2024, 8:52 PM

I just think it's hilarious how every time they fiddle with the UI they break whatever causes the text in the channel list to be oversized despite having fixed it like three times now.

Shining Wing @ShiningWing3/28/2024, 8:53 PM

I swear the channel title text got bigger on the web client but smaller on the desktop client, no idea how that works lmao

Acmlm @Acmlm3/28/2024, 9:57 PM

I got smaller text on the web client, so who even knows?

(maybe the "chat font scaling" setting takes effect there now? I have it at 15px, just below the 16px default)

@sharc3/28/2024, 9:56 PM

i noticed real quick, because my filters to remove every last thing pertaining to nitro from the UI all broke at once

Epiglottal Axolotl @epiglottal-axolotl3/28/2024, 10:55 PM

i tried crossviewing this post and it worked far too well

Maxime 🐟@saumon3/29/2024, 12:31 PM

oh thank god I'm not the only one, I thought I messed up with the scaling and text size settings... 😩

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X @xkeeper3/28/2024, 9:17 PM

god, fuckin a/b tests. it's really great when rachel and i somehow get different versions of a website despite being in the same fuckin household! twitch has done this to us a few times in fun ways

like it was bad back in the day where it was a sudden, jarring change, like youtube's infamous redesigns. but these days it's all subtle micro-changes rolled out only a little bit at a time, reality being rewritten for people slowly just to make sure everyone goes insane

noted ear-haver @rachelmae3/28/2024, 10:33 PM

i love that FrankerFaceZ has become a useful A/B testing canary, because whenever Twitch changes something, it breaks in fun and exciting ways (or simply stops working altogether)

Unreal @UnrealIncident3/28/2024, 9:36 PM

A/B testing, or as I call it, Gaslighting as a Service.

@NotMiki3/28/2024, 10:17 PM

just another day on the Discord of Theseus