dragongirlafro

straight people are stinky. WIG!

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part time brionne, part time seal, full time dwagon ΰΈ…(//ÒωÓ//)ΰΈ…


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minecraft
@minecraft

I haven't averaged out the exact global density, but this currently represents some roughly 5.1 million visible posts, spanning 891 days (09/12/21 - 17/05/24). There are a lot of fun data things I can do with this collection (although that requires using a language more refined than JavaScript) and I'm interested to see how the exact statistics pan out.




8akesale
@8akesale

you hear a flurry of clicking and tapping getting louder from zhe ozher side of zhe door

it bursts open. it's me, wearing a lab coat, holding zhe door open wizh my twiggy grabbyhand and panting

i zhrow a zhing at you, sitting upon your chair in zhe middle of zhis empty room, and bolt away

wyd



dragongirlafro
@dragongirlafro

i am stunned and perplexed. idek what you gave me but if you trust me with it then i guess i'll take good care of it for now....


8akesale
@8akesale

you feel it bounce off your forehead and land softly on zhe carpeted floor. you flinch from zhe impact. you rise from zhe chair, not quite remembering why you sat in it in zhe first place, and pick up a... figure of you?

it's an inch tall incredibly lifelike rendering of you sitting in a chair.

it's solid gold.

wyd


dragongirlafro
@dragongirlafro

uwoaaaah ΰΈ…(ÔωÔ)ΰΈ… i've been offered many pearls, and the occasional quartz here and there, but gold is a first :O very.... very interesting choice of posture,,, but this craftsmanship is something else, i tell ya... you made this??? 🀩



8akesale
@8akesale

you hear a flurry of clicking and tapping getting louder from zhe ozher side of zhe door

it bursts open. it's me, wearing a lab coat, holding zhe door open wizh my twiggy grabbyhand and panting

i zhrow a zhing at you, sitting upon your chair in zhe middle of zhis empty room, and bolt away

wyd


dragongirlafro
@dragongirlafro

i am stunned and perplexed. idek what you gave me but if you trust me with it then i guess i'll take good care of it for now....


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