you hear a flurry of clicking and tapping getting louder from zhe ozher side of zhe door
it bursts open. it's me, wearing a lab coat, holding zhe door open wizh my twiggy grabbyhand and panting
i zhrow a zhing at you, sitting upon your chair in zhe middle of zhis empty room, and bolt away
wyd
i am stunned and perplexed. idek what you gave me but if you trust me with it then i guess i'll take good care of it for now....
you feel it bounce off your forehead and land softly on zhe carpeted floor. you flinch from zhe impact. you rise from zhe chair, not quite remembering why you sat in it in zhe first place, and pick up a... figure of you?
it's an inch tall incredibly lifelike rendering of you sitting in a chair.
it's solid gold.
wyd
uwoaaaah ฅ(ÔωÔ)ฅ i've been offered many pearls, and the occasional quartz here and there, but gold is a first :O very.... very interesting choice of posture,,, but this craftsmanship is something else, i tell ya... you made this??? 🤩
