Slowly realizing you're a dragon because a lonely kobold latched onto you even while you still thought you were a human
even they don't fully realize why they find you so fascinating at first. But they can tell you're not like the other "no-scalesies"
Slowly realizing you're a shark because there's a couple really hopeful-looking remoras following you around.
(A friend of mine is dragon&shark and I am absolutely relentless with the "remoras are kobolds for sharks" around her)
It is after midnight and I'm posting it anyway I'll just rebug it tomorrow so people can find it but the night birds can have it tonight.
Oops I accidentally 4500 words again, and once again no editing at all per my usual absolute lack of professional discipline
