Excuse you, just because you don't remember a time before wifi was ubiquitous-
how fucking long ago do these people think the 2000s was? They must be making some association like "shiny disc inside is like CD and CD is from the 2000s (it wasn't)"

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Excuse you, just because you don't remember a time before wifi was ubiquitous-
how fucking long ago do these people think the 2000s was? They must be making some association like "shiny disc inside is like CD and CD is from the 2000s (it wasn't)"
The Dreamcast is only what, five, ten years old? Right?
Right????
Idk how time passes in bottles, but it's been 20 years
Look, it's simple. Retro consoles are the consoles I played games on when I was twelve; modern consoles are anything newer than that.
Exactly!!! That's what I'm saying!!! So logically, the Dreamc-
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Ohhhhh.
Oh no.
THIS IS THE ATARI JAGUAR, YOU FUCKN SPERM
WHAT USE HAVE YOU OF FINGERS WHEN ALL THE WORLD HANGS BREATHLESSLY ON THE MOMENT YOU EVOLVE TO JOIN US???
Behold, the Atari VCS. This is what we called 'the new shit'
"When I were a wee Mack-" in the voice of Peter Kay, over and over.
Reminds me... I got a good laugh out of an old curmudgeonly part-timer getting paired up with the younger lad at work, and -- because some trucks for some reason turn the radio on every time you turn the ignition on? -- hearing the old sod yell at the lad to "turn that bloody wireless off" so he could hear properly
Only for the response to be laughter and "this isn't an ipad!"
I think the new standard is unless you were born from 2009 onward, you fall in the same category as anyone born in the late 70's - Early 80's, that you were born in the 1800's somehow, and lived in a shack and rode a horse to school.