Toon clowns are the most amazing, chaotic beings that can exist. I kinda want to go to clown school so I can truly embrace the furthest reaches of toon-dom and become a true force of nature in the realm of silliness U///U
Some of the silliness in question could be...: An act in which myself and 153 other toon clowns pile into a matchbox car and drive around in it before getting stepped on and flattened by an elephant. Afterward the elephant's handler peels the spread out matchbox car containing our bodies off of its foot and pries open the barely visible side door before reaching into the matchbox car like its an envelope and pulling out our flat bodies one by one. Once we've "all" been extracted from the flat matchbox car it's crumpled up and thrown away. The toon clowns perform for the rest of the night in our half translucent flat states like nothing happened to us. Then, near the end of the show, another flat but extremely wrinkled and creased clown climbs out of the trash can the wadded up matchbox car had been discarded in. I guess they forgot to pull the driver out ;3
