heavy metal scientist. sometimes literally. fountain pen enjoyer. queer and more than old enough to remember when you couldn't use the internet and your home phone at the same time
Unfortunately there don't appear to be any accelerator cards in the "CPU Upgrade card" category, drat.
Did find this little fella though, that lets you put a MicroSD card where your WiFi card oughtta go. Like, I know there's USB lines on that interface so it's easy enough to do, but why?