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begone, idiot
heavy metal scientist. sometimes literally. fountain pen enjoyer. queer and more than old enough to remember when you couldn't use the internet and your home phone at the same time
you can actually do this with Cohost eXtreme® Premium!
smite button leaves only the recipients two smoking boots and the scorch mark surrounding it (comical)
i finally figured out how to embed an image in a comment so here, this was actually direct inspiration for this chost:

Even in the death throes of this site this post still gives me notifications. This is not a complaint.