drakonis

idk wahts goin on

heavy metal scientist. sometimes literally. fountain pen enjoyer. queer and more than old enough to remember when you couldn't use the internet and your home phone at the same time


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micolithe
@micolithe

I really hate all this year end recap stuff where Spotify, Twitch, Reddit, etc give you statistics about your behaviors throughout the year

I hate it because I've worked in data warehousing and I know that to the insurance company: you are nothing more than a data point for statistical modeling.

You are a series of variables that roll up into a trend over time. Some poor sap had to build a cognos or ssrs report that turned what makes you you into a fancy key performance indicator dashboard.

I'm sure this is how the twitches and spotifies of the world see you as well, but they get to be like "haha look at all this data I collected so I could be profitable. Looks like you really enjoyed the new gecs album lmao!"


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