post: adult content 18+ click to view
me (no thoughts in head, scrolling idly, brain cells inactive): wow! if i click that, i'll see a post!
me:
me: PENIS?????
heavy metal scientist. sometimes literally. fountain pen enjoyer. queer and more than old enough to remember when you couldn't use the internet and your home phone at the same time
post: adult content 18+ click to view
me (no thoughts in head, scrolling idly, brain cells inactive): wow! if i click that, i'll see a post!
me:
me: PENIS?????
i do this to myself constantly where I click the button and then I see porn and I forgot I clicked the button and I'm like "damn they should really put this behind the 18+" and then my brain catches up with itself ;(
me opening the freezer: hoo! it's cold in that box!!!!!!
The penis you expect is always the one that catches you by surprise - Confucius or something