Behold my very good and not at all ramshackle home defense against birds!
The cherry tree is really doing the donuts, but the local robins are also very excited about the bumper crop. The internet suggested shiny things and noisemakers, and this is what I had on hand. It also suggested netting, but I don't really want to hurt any birds.
The real trick is I need to think of new ones in the next few days, since they have to be rotated out - the robins will figure out they're harmless soon enough! Maybe splurge and get one of those weird predator eye balloons. Or start asking my neighbors for cans they can't return!
