
An unexpected side effect of getting banned on Twitter is that I just had to learn how to crop photos in my phone's gallery.
When you add an image to your Cohost post, (or even afterwards, using the edit button) you can also click the description and give it alt-text so that folks with screen readers can be in on the fun too 
I think I did it! Cohost is still very funky on my phone, my zFlip does NOT like it lmao. I'll try to keep that in mind when I make posts from my tablet, where Cohost actually kinda works.
CONSUMER BRAIN [Trivial: success]: This targeted advertisement is precisely the kind of thing that relates to the kind of thing you like, sire! You should investigate further.
You know that thing where humans love businesses? Yeah, that thing, that everybody knows about
literally the only time I react to any advertising like in the picture is ironically when it's ads like this that I can exploit for Funny Words Online