ok so ultimately what i'm hearing here is we need to migrate from The Internet onto The Cool Internet
or alternatively, we make The Uncool Internet - without calling it that at first - and then convince corporations, boomers and influencers into migrating onto it and we can browse in peace
just workshopping here but perhaps to connect or log on you have to arbitrarily insert a cassette tape or cartridge into a deck (called the Cartridge Operation On-line Linkway) that feels and sounds unnecessarily satisfying to slot and click in